Sunday, September 26, 2010

RIP The Van

A Brief History of The Van

2009

Purchased by a nice dude named JESUS in March (I think) by me and The Have Mercys
The Have Mercys go on tour to SXSW and back from March 14-27
The Van bumfucks around town for awhile
The Have Mercys go to Reno and Fresno in the end of May 
The Have Mercys have a weekend outing (I go also) to Portland, OR in June
The Van bumfucks around town for awhile
Colleen Green Moves to Los Angeles.  The Van takes her and the rest of The Have Mercys
The Van bumfucks around town for awhile

2010

Knifey Spoony starts playing shows around town (like 8 i think) in March.  The Van ventures all over the Bay Area for the next few months
The Van bumfucks around town for awhile
The Van still bumfucks around town for awhile
In June The Van gets quite the overhaul to get ready for the Knifey Spoony Summer Taint: A Bummer Tour
July 1-August 3rd: The Van takes Knifey Spoony all around the country including the North, South, East, West and some of the middle.  Lots of friends were made, food was ate, substances were abused, drawings, and maybe some hanky panky all happened in The Van
After we safely get home the Van bumfucks around town for awhile

AND FINALLY

Yesterday I used The Van to take my head to get repaired in Alameda.  The engine started to overheat on 880 round Jack London Square.  I get off to get coolant and let the engine cool - BUT THE FUCKER CAUGHT ON FIRE!!!!  After about 30 minutes, and the fire department hosing it down, the Van is left in ruins.  Some people were pissed - but they live in stupid yuppie condo's so fuck em.  Kyle May gave me some free coffee and food from his work

RIP THE VAN

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